Izaya character song

Help does anyone know of a English subbed version of the Durarara song wonderful days song it's izaya's character song Ana of tried to find it but I get so confused what is he saying is there a conversation before the song the words don't make any sense its so jumbled up I don't know what there are talking about help me plez!I just want a simple thing so I can understand what the heck is going on!